Tattoos are dumb.
10 years ago, my sister got a lion tattooed on her butt. Now it’s a Shar-Pei.
note: I’m very happy she did not have a Shar-Pei tattooed on her butt 10 years ago.
double note: I am a proud virgink. No tramp stamp on this chickie!
triple note: what do you call a woman with tattoos on both breasts? Tit-Tat-Two.