Abs

I feel reason-ably ab-normal.

note: I generally fight abtraction with abstension.

double note: I think I abstan way too much.

note to planetross: consider yourself outcheesecaked… I always try to stay ahead of the six-pack.

note to Alan: Ha! Ha!

Moko Jumbies

In St. Croix, the Moko Jumbies scare the evil spirits away…

with their daring moves and…

their Ray-Bans which are, after all, well-known to repel evildoers.

Then you catch up with the Moko Jumbies in the parking lot…

and you can’t help but wonder if entrusting the safety of your soul to a bunch of flip-flopped teenagers is all that wise.