The Honorary Grand Poobah of the parade was Lance Corporal Jeff Key (who is hottie numero trois in my book. Hello!)
Jeff Key, a former US Marine, fought in Iraq in 2003 then used the ban on gays in the military to be honorably discharged and speak out against the Iraq war. He created a foundation called the Mehadi Foundation which helps veterans who self-medicate to face post traumatic stress disorder. It also supports philanthropic efforts to help Iraqi civilians.
With that background, the least you would have expected from him is to appear not only wearing the cowboy hat but a damn shining armor and ridin’ a white steed into the sunset. All we got him riding was the back of a convertible. Nice teeth though!
The Jagermeister babe followed, promoting responsible drinking and unnatural hair color
The Jagermeister dude, happy as a dead clam, promoted Jagermeister leather chaps
Leather chaps. Mmhm… Definitely not for everyone.