OMG! It was soooo GAY!!!

Vibrant stallions of luv in their underwear strutting their stuff on the boulevard… Where else can you revel in such awesomeness than in the Fabu Dallas Gay Pride Parade? I go every year. Mostly for the guys in their undies and I have no shame to admit that. Woohoo for almost naked men!!! But let’s ease into the event by describing the audience first, the normal folks like you and me.

So at Gay Pride, mostly, the peeps in attendance are not like you and me after all. They have a more… Flamboyant side. So the show is as much in the parade than on the sidewalks. Sometimes it’s even way better on the sidewalks.

Bob, Grat, Bill, and Emmett (Joe, Jack, William, et Averell for the Frenchies out there)

A cowboy needs nothing else than his hat and boots. Obviously!

My buddies from last year! Still voguing!!!

The only heterosexual present but so fearful he wrote “Vaginas r Awesome” on his chest. Dude! Was this really necessary?

One always needs a little bear love…

Or koala bear love (check out the boots by 90 degree weather!)

This type of skirt is totally in this year for your information

See what I’m sayin’? I must get me one of these

And also lesbian chic is mowhawkish… I had no idea!

King’s Road Revival

If you don’t sport a Mowhawk, I don’t think you stand a chance with da ladies in 2009

There is always a man with big balls (I think I already made that joke but I can’t resist)

And a lonely man who would gain popularity, no doubt, if he wore better shorts

Some did a little dance, made a little love

And others followed suit

Some just looked way too cool even if their pants were tucked in their tennis shoes

Some had primo seating arrangements (especially compared to me that had no seating arrangements whatsoever)

A hippie looking dude reclined under the shaded trees while I, a GIRL, agonized in the burning sun and is that even fair?

Thank goodness, this chick made up for all the non-moving reclined attendants with her enthusiasm. She was VERY enthusiastic.

And these two characters were rather rambunctious as well but for Pete’s sake, where was the Japanese short police?

Did you know that gay men have very good taste in underwear? Probably because they show them to so many people!

Now, don’t think that everybody had as good a time as the folks above depicted. Oooh no! I think some had a pretty crappy time actually.

There was the dog in a bag. He looked pretty downtrodden if you ask me.

Then there was the dog who fought for his life

And the little boy who was so tired from all the gayness

The dehydrated nonna

And last but not least this poor little horse that looked way too frail to accommodate all that weight.

Now that totally pissed me off big time! I hope that horse still has a back. In case no one had the guts to tell this guy, let me: “you are way too non-thin to ride a pony!” Sometimes, you just have to call a cat a cat.

To be continued…