Funny how Halloween brings the inner women out of many men. Well, perhaps not in your neck of the woods, but in the Oak Lawn area of Dallas, it does. A lot.
A French maid with a plume duster… not cleaning.
A Beauty School drop out
The Three Amigas. The one on the right needs a boob surgeon or a better bra. Pronto!
Superman copping a feel of a delighted delicate flower
The Good Hairy Fairy that did not make it to the children’s books… and the Masked Meanie that did not make it to children’s book either.
If it weren’t for the huge tattoos on their arms…
Seriously, isn’t it interesting that when men imagine themselves as women, they immediately envision themselves with HUGE breasts? Do they think that the ample mammary display will make us forget about their mustaches, beards, or 5 o’clock shadows? Do they think those things just grow on trees?
In Dallas, you have to earn your big boobies! More specifically, you have to save to get them (or, if you are very lucky, receive them for your sweet sixteen or graduation from your loving parents.)
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