Not everybody owns a large collection of Starbucks barrist-art cups.
I might be the only collector in the world.
Drinking a lot of coffee is a pre-requisite for a large collection.
note: Barrista artists are not barris-tarts.
double note: do they have Tsarbucks in Russia?
When I was 10, my parents took me to the hospital for an enema. The zoo would have been nicer.
The doctor and nurses had to subdue me while I was screaming:
“I have no bum! I have no bum!”
They did not believe me.
Doctors always have posterior motives.
note: I fear I may have become an enema combatant.
double note: for cleansing coffee enemas, I recommend a drip, no whip and an extra shot.
I feel reason-ably ab-normal.
note: I generally fight abtraction with abstension.
double note: I think I abstan way too much.
note to planetross: consider yourself outcheesecaked… I always try to stay ahead of the six-pack.
note to Alan: Ha! Ha!
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My friend Dorin is a cougar. She prey-dates a lot.
note: she may be a couga’ but she ain’t a cheeta’!
double note: Dorin likes to be in touch with her outer child.